Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Yeh imagine bringing in your own coaches

 

Bants about fantasy football.

 

Art of the jinx bro.

U know dis


Ps ive never said gerrard after Klopp btw

 

. Hes great


Actually speaks a lot of sense

 

Another record for hazza

 

You’ll never sing that
You’ll never sing thaaaaat

 

Bornmuff v Tarquinius & Pippa on the box and Gateshead v Charlton on the iPad tonight.

 

Probably get that one printed on his next pair of boots, will have to find space next to the 3 golden boots he has on them now though

 

Used to bang a chick called pippa.

Think she married wiv kids now so lucky escape

 

Pippa Middleton still thinks about you when she’s riding a hedge fund manager.

 

You don't want kids?

 

There's a government decree, he's not allowed.

 

Sucky ****ed in The Thames and now he’s got hundreds.

 

I can see why.

 

Nah not really, she does tho so ill have to do that one day

 

I used to donate to the london sperm bank actually, £40 a ****

 

It's the best thing you'll ever do.

 

And the worst.