Timely just about to start fiddling with our lights! Couple of hours later, had to make the trek to B&Q for some new ones, glow red and look like berries...
I'm not saying I masturbate too much, but my c*ck has taken out a restraining order on my right hand.
The missus just wouldn’t shut up about my poor sense of direction. I’d had enough so packed my bags, got up and right.
