New owner confirmed…

Ignore the best before date on beans. They're the worst thing you can eat before a date.

 

That’s all well and good but are you open at 9:30pm on a Saturday when I need a pint of milk, and do you charge for ****ing carrier bags?!

 

I met a man who described himself as a vegan.....he said he only eats animals that eat grass.

 

@Steven Toast will you be celebrating at Hammonds tomorrow night?

 

I will be !! Hoping it’s a success we need a beautiful looking building like it being a success

 

They can't be self-sufficient in seafood as they want ours.

 

Both my grandaughters are vegetarian. But looking at what they eat I wouldn't say their diet is particularly healthier than that of my carnivorous grandson.

 

Bear in mind vegetarian isn't vegan.

 

I'm an omnivore, as nature intended.

 

Have you both watched the film 'Gamechangers'? I guess she probably has, given her sporting achievements, but if she hasn't then highly recommended

 

Simply not true. Compare your teeth and intestines to natural flesh eaters. 1500 here we come

 

Omnivore, not exclusive flesh eaters. I have incisor and molar teeth, oddly they have different functions.

 

My farts were worse as a committed carnivore.
True story

 

Must be true then

 

Er, wut?

 

Cut out the dairy and egg though

 

Nah, it means it's sort of from Denmark...as in DaneISH.

 

Thanks for sharing, Den.


Just for comparative purposes, where you ever a blasé carnivore?

And if so... fart quality?


What about your time as a meh vegan?


Stinkier, SBD or less odorous?





I'm only asking cos I'm chasing some funding for another PhD and this could be ****ing gold dust.

 

PhD might require some actual lab based testing.
However for your funding application
1. Yes
2. Similar but I cared less
3. Several years (not sure if I’ve understood the question?)
4. 87.3% less odorous, 16.4% less frequent

there you go Dr Ernie

 

Ask Alexa to let one rip..

hours of fun is guaranteed.