A mackem tried abusing Tiote. Cheick hunted him down, tied him up and illed and ate his family in front of him before scooping out the mackems eyes with a rusty teaspoon ...too grim?
I think you might have just won the game... Chiek Tiote can hit you so hard that decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
The schoolboy version of this is that your baby will be born with concussion, but I think this is better.
If Carlsberg did late volleys to equalize the game, it would be Cheick Tiote in the match on Saturday against Arsenal.
Hve you seen the picture on the NUFC homepage today - Carrol, Nolan and Chiek defending a free kick - Carroll and Nolan are covering up and wincing in case they get hit, Tiote's staring at the ball so hard it looks as tho he's trying to actually change it's trajectory through sheer willpower.........
Tiote can eat 4 shredded wheat. He can untangle the gordian knot without cutting it. He can almost look at a makem withut puking.
Cheik Tiote hears sign language. Cheick Tiote's calendar goes from March 31 to April 2 - no one fools with Cheik When Cheik Tiote does a press up, he doesnt raise his body up, he pushes the Earth down Cheik Tiote can cut through a hot knife with butter Cheik Tiote eats rainbows to taste the skittles Some magicians can walk on water, Cheik Tiote can swim on land Cheik Tiote is the reason Wally is hiding Cheik Tiote doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you Cheik Tiote can win connect 4 in 3 moves Cheik Tiote can permanently delete the recycle bin Cheik Tiote can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
