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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick O'Toon, Nov 30, 2021.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    How did it start, did you keep scratching it till it became infected?
     
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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Letting them do to much of his talking?
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, they think it was inverted hair that turned into an abscess.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>

    An inverted hair can obliterate yer bawsack!

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    Why are bawsack owners not informed about this? <grr>
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They were informed, those with a fanny weren't informed.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm with you. Makes sense why I wasn't informed.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Thanks for Gambsplaining that, buddy <ok>
     
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  8. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    There once was a man named Gambol
    Through General Chat he would amble
    But his mind would distract
    And a **** he'd enact
    But sans fingers it'd turn to a shambles

    - Erik, 2021
     
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  9. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Fanny.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I didn't.

    Would you like me to? Ya fanny.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    How's your punched lasagne these days? Seen any action other that wither dick MIck?
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    It's an ill wind.............
     
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  14. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    All closed over. Could be worse, could be like Iain’s ballsack.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Menopause is a bitch.
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yes, fully erect.
     
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