They've tresspassed onto private property to steal, and you want to applaud them. I hope you get mugged at knifepoint when your 80. If I were in charge they'd have to put their hands in a freezer for 10 minutes before getting a varnished wooden ruler across the back of their knuckles, thieving ****s.
You obviously had a lack of cuddles in your life. My arms are always open. In all seriousness, I'm always concerned about blokes with attitudes like yours to children. It's just plain weird.
you're right, **** it, let them steal whatever they want and act however they please, lets no bother with any boundaries.
I think they will (rightly) get pulled up for it But I still think it makes them little legends in the spirit of ****ery
The farmer use to come out with the two bore when I was a kid stealing cherries off the tree - Ern is right, we should be arming all the yellow jacket brigade with two bores, just blast the kid in the back next time, save chasing him.
I remember not being able to find one of my bro's one time, after the farmer chased us with his gun. I thought where the fook is he, and I'm looking back at the farmer, next minute he drops out a tree behind the back of him.
It'll be 2 less fossil fuel consumers of the future gone, so environmental concerns are addressed too.