Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v NS Mura

Son finding his man in the box... at about 70mph in the back!

Hojbjerg replaces Ndombele, who is probably going to sleep on the bench.

 

Excellent from Skippy then

 

I'm a witch mate.
One of the not so little ****ers in school pushed into me twisting my back up and seriously setting off my sciatica. (He's severely overweight...about 18 stone in year six).

That night he had a severe asthma attack and ain't been back to to school this week ... **** with me at your own risk

 

Lotric replaces Sturm.

 

Now watch Hojbjerg play a defence-splitting pass leading to a Big Chance™ that Ndombele failed to manage at any point in the previous 75 minutes

 

Mura player kicks it off. Throw-in to Mura!
Conte booked for calling the ref a twat, presumably.

 

Where do they get these refs, everyone we have had in these games has been appalling

 

Sanchez on his arse again....he is ****.

 

Son going yet another game without a goal.
Can't see where his next one is coming from in all honesty

 

This one's Portuguese

And also making his name, Antonio Nobre, fair game...

 

Son looks even more apathetic than Ndombele!

 

Booking for Lorbek, finally.

 

Has all the grace of me getting in and out of the bath when my sciatica is bad like today ... think walrus on land

 

Skipp with a massive chance from a distance. Balls.

 

With most teams having got the equaliser you would expect them to go and grab a late winner, with us you just expect us to throw it away.

 

Pass the ****ing ball, Kane.

 

K. Cipot on for Horvat. There's another Cipot in their squad.

 

Son and Kane obstinately refuse to pass to one another nowadays

 

Marosa booked for a tackle that was nearly as late as that actual card.

 

Rennes 3-3 Vitesse!