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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    From the responses, it looks like you need to fly your gags a little lower… or provide detailed explanations
     
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    A young Spanish chap moved in next door recently, I could here him singing away then I found out he's in a tribute band.....Juan direction
     
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    Roberts.
     
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    See Este's reply above. He got it right first time.
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    its called sarcasme mate i was having my usual bit of banter with Brissy as he will testify to or you will see if you read the thread, if you don't get it in future just ask ill be glade to help:emoticon-0148-yes::emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Nice of you to freshen the air being. 'glade' to help
    Sorry Rog,couldn't resist that gag.
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>poxy predictive text the barsteward
     
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    What does the bad workman do...................?
     
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  14. esteponawhite

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    Nothing.
     
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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm Did you do that all by yourself? I hope you're not handing that in to teacher because there's a few errors in it.
    I won't point them out for you otherwise how are you ever going to learn?
    Do you hope to become a comedian when you grow up?
    It was very, very funny though :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    Just thinking that Matt Hancock got a bit of a raw deal when he was caught out shagging his new mistress.....after all she did have her ankles two metres apart
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    work with Brissy and blame him for any **** jobs:emoticon-0141-whew:<whistle>
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    you are a naughty boy Brissy God is watching you, love thy Neighbour and all that<laugh><laugh><laugh>im keeping my powder dry<devil>:emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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