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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Xena says hi.
     
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    What's your penis like peter?
     
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    *flirty messages. How is one supposed to flirt in your puritan woke lefty facist utopia?
     
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    Peter's pecker? I'm sure there's a tongue-twister in there.
     
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    It wasn't me, so go for it<laugh>
     
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    Doubt I'll get an apology.
     
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    peter: "Hello officer, I'd like to report 'pompeymeowth' for posting my address on an obscure award-winning football forum"
    Police officer: "Wtf?!? We have better things to do with our time. Where did they get it from?"
    peter: "I use my real name as a username on not606 and tell everyone what I do for a living and where I live"
    Police officer: "DERP"
     
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    Was it 23 Railway Cuttings, East Cheam?
     
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    crazed lefties love weirdos
     
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    In scene two a hijab-wearing PCSO goes round to take a statement but leaves when the alleged victim refuses to remove the pork scratchings from his beard.
     
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    Quick!! Tweet-flooding time!!!!
     
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    :emoticon-0159-musicBad Meowth, bad Meowth, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you:emoticon-0159-music
     
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