Rangers v Celtic

No mate I'm not 50 or 55. I'm mocking your attempted deflection and likening to your attempted rewrite of football history.

Who knew "Sevco" would set you off

 

So you're older than 55?

 

All I can guarantee is I'm more mature than you

 

I'm not. I'm younger than him.

 

in his 60s

Did you see the Lisbon Lizards lift the defunct cup aka ol' big ears?

 

they teams they beat en route were akin to the likes of ferensvaros iirc

 

I also saw Rangers players hide in hospitals during the war

 

Shrewdies

 

Who did you guys beat on the way to the final?

 

We beat better teams than you for the Thursday vase

 

It's harder getting to the Scotch League Cup final than it was to win the Defunct Cup back in the 60s

 

Trev casually booting Mindy's walking stick away here

 

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So NONE then

 

Yet you made a league cup final

And lost it to 10 men

 

Like I say, it's very difficult.

Not like beating Dukla Praha and Bohemians en-route to winning De Defuncto via two offside goals

How did you feel when you knew you won it?

 

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Mindy AND Eddie

The Obsolete Tankard chat has managed to stir up a rage not seen since Old Vinegar Tits was revealed as the Celtic manager

 

I bought a bunch of bananas at the weekend and I have fruit flies.

Are you supposed to wash them ?

 

the bananas or the fruit flies? pmsl