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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just need to stick it in a bag of rice <ok>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Anyone else live in a city where Beaujolais day is a thing?

    For some mad reason, it's big event round here.

    Good excuse for piss can women to get absolutely bladdered on a week day stagger round in heels and end up getting ****ed or giving out blow jobs in an alley. After having had a quick piss.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yet to make its way to sleepy cornwall.

    Sounds great though
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I'll see them all when I'm on my way home tonight, tottering around, hair all over the place.

    It's not even that decent a wine ffs.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's not even that nice a wine.
     
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  6. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Works ok on chips with a bit of salt
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Wine.

    Im nearly 27 and to this day i still aint worked out why people drink that ****e.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Because it's incredible.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Its not tho, its just alcoholic vinegar
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    fozzy-ffs.gif
     
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    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ****s drink.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Everybody drinks mate <doh>
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    All this telephone appointment **** is ****ing me off.

    My nippers practice refusing to see him face to face despite admitting they can't examine him over the phone. What ****ing point is there in them existing then?

    Then the useless ****s got upset because I said it was their fault that we've got record ED waits as that's exactly what I'm gonna have to do now.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    They should be seeing kids in the surgery for adults it's fine and I like the over the phone stuff but you want the kids seen properly.
     
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    I would have expected you of all people to know the NHS is full of useless time servers :bandit:

    Hope you get your lad seen without a 6 ht wait .
     
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    Frustrating. Maybe take a phone appointment, then when you speak to the doctor, explain your concerns that you would like to come in with the little one. It gets you pass the middle intervention.
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    come on sucky own up you threatened a 70 year old man for his postcode, and i offered you mine to which you scarped like a bullet its there for all to see<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> mind you i knew it was you from the word go, have you changed those draws yet, Ill ask my mate Comm how long it took you to come out from under the table
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yep and proud of it, anyone threatening an old guy deserves to be scared ****less if you have read it im amazed you didn't chastise him
     
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