Id have dragged his dead cold body onto the main road after he threw that ticket at me. Hed not have got as far as pulling out his race card i tell ya that
Aww come on mate, yeah I agree he shouldn't throw the ticket, that's just plain rude, but love the rest of it. You got to have a sense of humour to do the job he does, a job where you can quite often be faced with hostility. Traffic wardens in London or mainly CCTV fines are a pain in the arse, and quite clearly a money spinner for certain Boroughs, places such as Lambeth and Hackney spring to mind as utter shhites.
Nah mate you cant be behaving like that around here. Hes lucky to be alive And dont get me started on borough's making million in stealth fines from parking to dropping *** butts to stealing your scooter off ya and make ya pay for the privilege
I've managed to get off more parking fines than I've had to pay, sometimes you just got to blag it and never admit fook all.
Working people frequently ask retired people what They do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. ... When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “a***hole” . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Mary called him a “s*** head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
It's not just the retired mate. In my misspent younger days where I worked we had the high street in front with parking wardens coming by all the time. I was walking out one day and saw one arriving on a scooter, and parking up ready to do his work. So I went up to him and said "I wouldn't park there if I were you mate, the traffic wardens round here are complete ****s." Some wardens were alright though. I used to ask them for the sticky yellow covers. Wait for ppl to park up and go into the mcdonalds across the road or wherever. Then I'd stick a harmless little note like "gotcha" into the yellow sticker and dash it on their windscreen. Then wait as they come out look thoroughly fcked off when they saw the ticket, peel it off, open the note inside then look around in all directions. The thing was we had a full window so eventually they'd turn to us and we'd all be in there laughing and thumbs up. Tbf we probably saved them a ticket by doing that and they were just relieved it wasn't an actual ticket.
