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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Dearly Beloved,
    We gather here today,
    to spread the gospel of Gin.

    If you can reach into your wallets,
    the Reverend may stop this dry argument!
    For l am a humble, poor chap, with little coin…..
    So who is going to buy the Reverend a shout?

    Come fourth all ye….
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    after much searching and at great cost to myself , i have managed to procure for you a (shouts for sale lady)but not hanky panky mind shes a delicate soul

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    Woops, run the plate out will ya!
     
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    Sure rev - usual 50/50 split ?
     
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  6. Didley Squat

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    But of course ………………….. not!
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

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    i saw this thread slip down the pecking order, as the rev refuses to share with one of his faithful flock, who has moved heaven and earth to make the revs life is cushty, you would think devotion should be from the heart and not the pocket, but the rev has slipped into the abyss of dirt and mire as many have before him,
     
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    Blimey Rog, do you want to bring back hanging ?! <laugh>
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    Yeah, off with his head!
     
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    My uncle worked for King Henry

    Thomas Becket (/ˈbɛkɪt/), also known as Saint Thomas of Canterbury, Thomas of London[1] and later Thomas à Becket[note 1] (21 December 1119 or 1120 – 29 December 1170), was Archbishop of Canterbury from 1162 until his murder in 1170. He is venerated as a saint and martyr by both the Catholic Church and the Anglican Communion. He engaged in conflict with Henry II, King of England, over the rights and privileges of the Church and was murdered by followers of the king in Canterbury Cathedral. Soon after his death, he was canonised by Pope Alexander III.
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    no cannon in those days it was


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    see all the church thick long candles have gone from the vestry and the nunnery smells like a fish quay
     
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    Quiet day at Church today - only me and Sister Sindy who is new here. But, don't worry, I showed her the ropes, the bed in the vestry, and a good time :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Repent thee sinner!
    The Reverend was up in the choir loft.
    Saw the whole thing.
    Disgraceful!
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    selling copies of the vid to the congregation is into snitching to the archdeacon territory
     
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    I've already sent a copy to the Pope, he wanted it for educational purposes.....
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    ill have a copy as well,just to guide the flock onto the path of righteousness'
     
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    I have the unedited version.............................. somebody will need to repent and it might be me!
     
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    I'll give you a tenner for it :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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