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Best Football songs and Chants?

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  1. ronson333

    ronson333 Member

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    Lads, whats your favourate football songs and chants (funny ones)?

    The 2 below are quite good:

    Park, Park, Wherever You May Be (to the tune of 'Lord Of The Dance')
    Park, Park, wherever you may be,
    You eat dogs in your home country!
    It could be worse, you could be Scouse,
    Eating rats in your council house!



    Andy Goram

    Two Andy Gorams

    There's only two Andy Gorams

    - after 'keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia
     
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    ronson333, Oct 21, 2011
  2. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Used to like Stephen Carr's - short and simple lol. oo ah Stevie Carr, oo ah Stevie Carr lol
     
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    Don't blame it on the sunshine
    Don't blame it on the moonlight
    Don't blame it on the good times
    Blame it on Eboue!
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Oct 21, 2011
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    We've got Kieron Dyer
    He's a little flier
    From Ipswich Town
    Little bit brown
     
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    I've yet to hear Boom Boom Cheik Cheik The Room from our crowds at a match, does anybody who goes to the matches ever hear it at all? That would be a killer. Yohan Cabaye to the theme of Cos I Got High would be funny too.
     
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    When your sat in row zed and the ball hits your head, thats Zamora!
     
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    We are recycling.
     
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  8. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    To Oba Martins:

    Offside, offside
    Offside, offide ;)
     
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    To Chelsea fans:

    When to Russian goes to prison you'll be ****ed! lol

    Also, I like it when teams who are relegated sing always look on the bright side of life
     
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    I know its not a chant, but a joke lol. But, didn't wana make a thread about it lol.

    I was having an affair, with my secretary when my wife walked in.
    She saw me ****ing my secretary up the arse and said "you cant do this to me." before bursting into tears.
    "I know, that's why I am doing it to her instead" i replied.

    I know its not great, but I found it amusing lol
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Oct 22, 2011

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    Oh when I go walking
    Along the cliffs of Dover
    If I see a Mackem ****
    Ill make sure I push him over
     
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    If i had the wings of a sparrow,
    If i had the arse of a crow,
    I'd fly over Sunderland tomorrow,
    And **** on the bastards below, below!
    **** on, **** on, **** on the bastards below below!
     
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    Leeds Fans to Enoc Showumni

    Enoc has got a massive cock enoc,enoc
    He puts it in his football sock ,enoc,enoc
    He slings his cock around his head,
    He shagged a girl and now she's dead,
    Enoc Showumni United's 21

    To the tune on Fernando Torres Liverpools number 9
     
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    Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink............" your just a fat Eddie Murphy".......LOL
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Arsenal fans:

    "Van Persie, when a girl says no - MOLEST HER!"
    (to the tune of Rewind by Artful Dodger)

    Germany V Ireland:
    "We hate the English more than you!"
    (Both sets of fans singing it)

    Arsenal fans:
    "Addebayor, Addebayooorrrr,
    Your Dad washes elephants,
    Your Mam was a whore!"

    Also, all my mates at Uni (all Irish, all Manure supporters) get drunk and sing the Ameobi song quite often, they all love that!
     
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    haha actually brilliant!
     
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    Loads of toon fans were singing that to him at the weekend only they were alternating between the lines 'you dad washes elephants and your mam is a whore' and he sells watches on the beach and his mam is a whore'. I thought that it was slightly racist but there was much worse racist chants being sung.
     
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    When you&#8217;re facing a rout, and you&#8217;re 30 yards out, Cheik Tiote!
    From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheik Tiote!
    He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheik Tiote!
    When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheik Tiote!
     
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    Us 2 seasons ago at Sunderland...

    "Steve Bruce!
    He has a big fat head!
    He has a big fat head!
    He has a big fat head!"

    Us last season...

    "Steve Bruce!
    He has a beach ball head!
    He has a beach ball head!
    He has a beach ball head!"
     
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