Rangers v Celtic

The number of life sized cardboard cut outs they have is ….

Actually, I’m lost for words.

 

Own up bears, who had one?

 

Aye!

Yoos had blow up dolls hinging aff the tap tier mate!

 

I’ll take that as a yes, who else? own up lads

 

I had 3

 

I thought Protestants abhorred idolatry.

Graven images of a Catholic as well...

 

The bin dipper left Sevco for a bigger club with a long proud history.

It was a no brainer.

The "self defence squeaky voiced idiot" had ambitions.

Sevco were a little newbie club and the ****tah quite rightly used the ****ty little club as a stepping stone to get somewhere better.

You can't blame the ****tah really.

 

The man of reason delivers the final wisdom. standard.

 

Bit early for fishing is it not, buddy?

 

It's November, he's in Aberdeen, the cold makes him bitter!

Bitterer actually.

 

The early guillemot catches the fish even if bad things happen out there buddy.

How are you doing anyway? Getting better?

 

It's actually incredibly mild here.

How ya diddlin'?

 

Her mum's dad was a pape but she was brought up staunch as ****. Not even close to being half and half, so jog on Declan.

 

Same here. It was actually very warm yesterday for the time of year. Global warming ain't all that bad if you ask me.

 

close enough for me

 

Yup, I haven't even got the heating on it's that bleedin' mild. And I've been up since half 5.

May even do a spot of sunbathing in the afternoon.

 

@Lochers are you having that?

 

Bhoys still spaffing their y-fronts I see.

Mind the Gap

 

****in' yaaaaaaasssssss