Death Row Last Meal

Which is the correct answer.

 

Passion fruit sorbet .

slow cooked Lamb

pudding made of Unicorn , I will wait in a nice house until it is served up .

 

Passion fruit sorbet for start?

might as well have roast cat for main

 

Cat , CAT

 

You'd have it after the starter, as a palet cleanser.

Pre main course.

Lemon though, obvs.

 

my Mrs did that with a bottle of St Emilion i had been storing for 4 years to make it worse i knew 1 of them didn't like red wine but had a glass to "be polite" and the others palate ran to paint thinner

 

**** sake.

Could have been worse I suppose, the 'polite' could have asked for a splash of lemonade!

 

Cat ?

 

starter - scrambled egg with smoked salmon
main- Pheasant with game chips
pud - top notch apple pie
glass of fresh orange juice with starter
St Emilion with main
Half bottle of Riesling with pud
bottle of port with cigar and someone to talk absolute bollocks with .

then you ****ers can fry me

 

Cake of cocaine. With redbull to wash it down

 

5 kilograms of uncooked popcorn kernels.
Give my audience a good laugh later on in the day.

 

This is the reason that you’re on death row bro.

 

No mate, the sorbet.

 

Genius

 

she may have done for all i know as i was running late and got there to find them having pre food drinkies ... with the most expensive bottle in the house and this was when we hadn't got that much spare dosh for that sort of stuff .
30 years later it still grates but i'm sure one day i will truly forgive her

 

Nuff ****s here. not one person said pussy yet.

 

Think Jasper was hinting at it

 

you beat me to it

 

Just accept that you're taking this to the grave with you mate