Death Row Last Meal

So you're going to the big chair (you're in the US okay just play along).

You get a last meal of course so what you having?

Starter
Main
Dessert

 

Can I just take the straight to the chair option, like now?

****ing international breaks.

 

No you ****ing can't, I was going to do favourite soup so think yourself lucky.

 

We've done this at least twice before iirc.

 

Think so tbf.

 

Id say i dont want any food, just want my bet paid up by the #peasant tramps.

All the nutrition ill need

 

Would you have chips on the side?

 

Nah i hate side chips with anything tbh

Blood or satisfaction.

 

All cooked for me by Marcus Wareing please

Starter - Ham Hock and Chicken Terrine - Marcus can pair it up with a good sauce and wine

Main - Hake - Marcus again can decide on the rest & wine to be paired with it

Dessert - Bannoffee Pie Sundae with a pint of Disarrano

 

I like the ham hock. Pint of Disarrano though? You deserve to die for being a big girl.

 

I’ll be **** faced

Go down smashed and guns blazing

 

Could have done that with a mans drink though, just saying.

 

As Dominic Calvert Lewin would say… being a man is over rated

 

Any last words Sucky 5 Dollar Jnr?

Yeah I want Tobes and Peej’s avatar before I fry.

Light him up fellas.

#rentfree

 

So I'm going...

Some top quality smoked salmon with buttery scrambled eggs on the side.

Slow cooked lamb curry with mushroom rice.

Baked NY Cheesecake.

 

Get in the bin you bore. You could get all that in a hungry ****ing horse

Having not a spot of drink is more feminine

 

Sorry I'm just assuming I can have whatever drink I want. Going to be some spectacular red and Sierra Nevada California IPA.

The food though that's what I love.

 

Actual Tramp of a bloke ^^^

Similar to when you snided Stan, and you actually liked him

 

Is what it is innit bruv, enjoy