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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Yeah I do that after emailing it to myself.
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    This better be good after you've built it up. Drunk credentials on the line here.
     
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    You can get an app that resizes the photo to lower the definition and thus reduce the size of the file so they’ll upload on here. Can’t remember the name of the ****er though, it’s on a different device to the one I’m using, if you want it remind me tomorrow bud.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Screen shot a pic of the pic and try upload the screenshot, works sometimes.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I phone twat^^^
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^
    Screenshot of a screenshot WhatsApp email to reduce the file size ****er
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Love the colour of my maple this time of years.

    Just before they all fall off!

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  8. PINKIE

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    nice bush mate
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Was at football earlier

    Thers this young lad…older than my kid…bigger too. I’ve been watching him, he’s got the bully in him. Caught him pushing my lad in back, throwing ball at his head when he’s not looking, pulling him to the back of line. My lad got upset today started crying…he’s only 6.

    so went up to coach and told him what I just saw and have been seeing for the past month

    Coach : ok mate, I’ll have a word, the kid does have issues

    Me : issues? He’s a ****ing stray, anyway my boy doesn’t come here to feel like that so if you could sort it out please.

    Coach : yeah OK! I can’t do anything if you don’t tell me

    (I didnt appreciate his tone and that influenced the rest of the conversation)

    Me : yeah ok, I’m telling you, if it keeps on happening I’ll kick the **** out of him and his dad :)

    The end
     
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  10. Sucky

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    This true @Chief?
     
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  11. brb

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    <laugh> yer read my mind.
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Good on ya spurly, years back i had a similar situation when i took my young brother to scouts once, same **** as you today, long story short i wasnt allowed back again. :bandit:
    He was but my old man had to do it from then on<laugh>
     
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  13. brb

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    Self defence classes is the answer, gets them use to dealing with the physical side of confrontation. Think I started mine around the age of 6 or 7, lots of moves they won't be able to do until they are older and properly developed, but they can still be shown how to deal with the tussle side of things but in the main just treat it as a bit of fun, competitiveness, who can get who to the floor first and hold them there. They will normally be matched up with similar size kids.
     
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    Nah he got me for that <laugh>
    #Streetrules :bandit:
     
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    Not nice having your kid feel like that, it's supposed to enhance self confidence not knock it.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    For later...

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    Yeah that one is from M&S had some others from Virgin wines though always decent.
     
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  20. Chief

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    No idea, I'm a middle class posh **** who coaches rich kids.

    There are plenty of disturbed children out there playing football though, so really it's down to those kids parents to deal with such issues, not volunteers.

    Played a team today who have a big lad who throws himself about and elbows and pushes everyone. My lot were quite taken aback by this in our home game, and were a bit subservient. Lost 4-3.

    Anyway, today was the away game. The coaches are a bit council estate too (soz) so like to call everything against us, and blind eye everything they do.

    Wiped the floor with them.

    Was utterly ****ing awesome. Game plan played out to a tee, everyone knew what they were doing, and did it.

    Brilliant.
     
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