You see, if you didn't insist on having your own joke thread, you'd have realised that Irish has already posted that. No offence.
I am an independent soul, no plagiarism forms part of my psyche pal! He nicked it from me! Todge for you pal...bitch!
Masky goes into a butchers and says, “can I have a steak and kiddly pie please?” Butcher says “you mean steak and kidney...yeah?” Masky says “ that’s what I said diddlie?”
Steady on Martha. We're all well aware that plagiarism is not the only thing that doesn't form part of your psyche.