****ing hell

No chance.

Not black enough, not a woman, not disabled and not trans inclusive enough.

 

**** it, I'll just not pay the bookies.

 

Are you out of the hospital yet, buddy?

 

Nope, I am hoping Friday, but it might be start of next week instead

 

That must be getting on for a fortnight you have been in?

 

Yep came in 2 Mondays ago

 

you are really ripping the arse out this... pardon the pun

 

**** off, Chris Wilson asked and I answered. Thanks for the flowers by the way, Baz, they arrived today, absolutely stunning x

 

I think we all just hope they get to the bottom of the problem

 

Where they afraid you had sepsis or at least in danger of it?

 

*were

 

Yep, they thought I was going to get it, which is ****ish by all accounts, that is why they said my mum and brother flew out

 

FS life threatening but at least we'd have giving you a good send off at the next GC outing

 

****ing life threatening alright if the infection got into the blood. Would have been pretty much 50/50.

 

Bloody hell.

Hope you get fully sorted and are out of the hospital soon buddy

 

Will you ever be able to have sex again ?

Your undercarriage looks like a write off

 

Yeah guessed that with the family called in,might make you a better person lol

 

No more rim jobs from @Patience that’s for sure.

And no more bullet vibrators massaging the prostrate.

 

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