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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Vandalising his car and messing with his livelihood ought to settle things down mate <ok>
     
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  2. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I'll pay some little ****s to do it whilst I'm on holiday :emoticon-0148-yes:

    I don't start arguments or fights, but I don't lose them either. 2 landlords, the local council and the last neighbour who was being a **** will tell you the same, if you continually cross me you'll cost yourself money.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Lol. Seems like you’re going to war when all you need to do is wheel your bike past his car mate.
     
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  4. Tobes

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    2 landlords and the council…..wowzers.
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    yeah, courts made them pay nearly £20k in total, for pretty much **** all in all honesty, I woulda been happy with an apology from the council and the £1000 the landlords owed me, but their bullshitting pissed me off, so I went for them.
    And the other neighbour got evicted before his landlord became no. 3.

    you probably think I vandalised things, that's not how these were played out (well, maybe the neighbour eviction was a tiny bit vandal-esque, just to make sure he went totally overboard with is retaliation)
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So Gong Baths, can't quite believe it's a thing. Mrs luv just back from one.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    Sorry what?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Gong baths are a type of inactive meditation, where you “bathe” in the healing vibrations of sound. Using sound as a form of healing dates back to ancient cultures.
     
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  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Oh mate.

    Who bangs the gongs like?
     
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    Finished watching Match of the Day on BBC2, they had Bob and Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse on next, fly fishing in the River Usk for Brown Trout (South Wales). Can't stand fishing myself but looked nice where they were, standing in the middle of the river.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No idea, I've avoided asking too many questions.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    We need details post this abhorrent act of emasculation.
     
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    The person who is mugging everyone
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I think there’s a mugging taking place here, but I’m not sure it involves anything other than the theft of Luv’s dignity tbh.
     
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    It's meditation, I asked where and was told a community center. <laugh>

    So it's all done up like some hippy commune and there are lots of different size gongs. You lie in a bed wrapped up in a blanket and fall asleep to the gongs being randomly hit by some middle aged bird with arm hair and bo.

    <laugh>
     
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    You’re not actually going to do this are you?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    **** no. :biggrin:

    I don't even like spa hotels.
     
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    Thank **** for that, I was going to call for an intervention if you said yes. <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    **** that caving and potholing ****. I'm game for most things, but the idea of crawling into tiny spaces and getting stuck fills me with dread.
     
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