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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I woulda responded last night, but I spent 10 mins googling a KIM meeting <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Off to Twickenham for today’s rugby game. I suspect I will be wrecked come 7pm
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I can’t remember much of last night, and it seems I’ve done some damage to my ankle
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    What kind of damage are we talking here

    Light sprain or hanging off by a thread ?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    A light sprain I think, so just slightly swollen this morning <laugh>

    I’m a ****nuckle
     
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  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Downstairs neighbour keeps blocking the side entrance where he knows my bike is.
    Now he has a nice new scratch at handlebar height, lets see if he continues to block my entrance.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Neighbour wars, they never end well. God speed.
     
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    Next time Ern see's his bike...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    He needs his vehicle more than I need mine.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    I’ll keep an eye on eBay for those second hand parts <ok>
     
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    Ern is the grumpiest old raver I know

    <peacedove>
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Boodiful day in the shire

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    This could be a forum classic tbh, it’s got all the makings of an escalating drama, it could well end up on the cobbles (no tools)
     
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Nah, I take the James Bond view, once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, third time is enemy action.
     
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    Need to have a sweepstake on it.

    Ern the surly raver vs The Cycle hating obtuse neighbour

    Let's get ready to rumble
     
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    We need details on his opponent tbh. If he’s a gibber in his 80’s or something it could be a massive anti climax.
     
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    What's the craic here then @Big Ern

    You about to get done for battering a pensioner or is he somebody who's gonna shove your front forks up your jacksy ?
     
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    those ****ers are the worst as they have nowt else to do all day but plan how to get obnoxious items hidden inside your property .
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    nah, he's in his mid 30's, mini cab driver so he really wants to be careful, doesn't take much to make sure a parked car gets flat tyres.

    I feel I've got to add that the scratch wasn't done on purpose but purely as a result of him not allowing enough room for the bike again, whilst leaving half the bay free. It was the 3rd time and I couldn't be arsed messing about for a few minutes to extricate it cleanly.
     
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