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  1. Rum & Black for 2

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    Prompted by an article I’ve read on the internet who is the maddest, craziest character you have ever seen on a football pitch either for what they did on the pitch or off it or even both?

    A few spring to mind for me such as Ketsbai or Gazza or Cantona but after some thought one player stands head and shoulders above the rest…

    the one the only Tino Asprilla.

    Several articles about Tino below but if there was a “King of Characters “ that King would have been Tino. I absolutely adored him then and still do now. As I’ve said there have been characters before and since but Tino was just in a different class.

    https://www.planetfootball.com/nost...osit-as-there-were-bullet-holes-in-the-walls/

    https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spo...s/alan-shearers-hilarious-story-tino-18171838

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/8025348/faustino-asprilla-newcastle-porn/
     
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    And boy could he play.

     
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    Duncan Ferguson was a radgie
     
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    Di Canio was a ****
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Kenny Wharton was crazy when he sat on the ball v Luton 1980's
    Steve Foster didn't take to kindly for that chasing Kenny off the pitch with his size 12's kicking his arse
     
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    As in crazy players.

    Ok none NUFC has to be the crazy gang Vinnie Jones. Who grabs Gaza’s balls and gets away with it.

    As for NUFC players in my lifetime it goes to Craig Bellamy. He swung a golf club at someone. He was angry almost all the time. But I loved him.

    Special mention to Maradona. Complete and utter looney.
     
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    Barton
     
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    You really should limit your comments to less than 2000 words mate.
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Want me to turn into Pouchy?
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

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    He said 2000 not 10000.
     
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    Erm. Your good:
     
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    A lad in Sunday league that used to have fights nearly every week.
     
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    Was there for that one
     
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    For those of you too young to remember (or in Jim's case too old ....)
     
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    I’m old enough to have been there.
     
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    Dyer and Bowyer's punch up on the pitch.
     
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    Think Tino wins this. The rest were just generally acting like depraved twats
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

    Tw@t
     
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    Me too.
     
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    Ketsbaia.

    That hoarding assault was pure loony bin stuff.
     
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