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It's Gone That Cold I'm Reduced To Wearing Bed Socks

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  1. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    Mr wishi doesn't like cold feet.:emoticon-0149-no:
     
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  2. Erik

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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Turn the central heating up you tight bastard.
     
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  4. irishgreen

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    Top tip.

    Put your feet in the oven,250 degrees gasmark 5, for two and a half hours before you go to bed <ok>
     
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  5. Erik

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    Viz Top Tip -

    To avoid ever feeling the cold again, simply kill yourself.
     
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  6. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    What's that false claim got to do with my feet?
     
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  7. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    We haven't got central heating, it's 1811. We have one candle! Twonk.
     
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  8. Erik

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    Fixed. <ok>

    The answer is everything.
     
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  9. brb

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    200 years later, because of the greedy energy companies, some still only have one candle!
     
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  10. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    What's that fact got to do with your inability to get it up?
     
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  11. Erik

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    I got it up in the end, actually. My neighbour gave me a hand.

    Those brick barbecues sure are hard to construct.
     
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  12. irishgreen

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    Oh dear,I thought this was a help the aged thread <doh>
     
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  13. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    Did he? Hell-o!
     
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  14. Erik

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    You have a go at constructing a brick barbecue yourself and see how long it takes you without assistance from a friend. Honestly, some people. <doh>
     
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  15. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    I'm off to bed, and I'm keeping my petticoats on. Nighty-night!<smooch>
     
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  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    BAH. HUMBUG.

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