Off Topic The Burly Arms

Your dentist sounds like a nice tattoo artist

 

I've seen three different ones. Best part was a nice dental nurse who was pushing her crotch into my elbow on the first visit.

Gone distinctly downhill since that point though.

 

Anyway, we need to start a Crocks Corner thread what with everybody's ailments on here

There's mine and Tobes holey gums
Sucky's dodgy vomiting
Chief's dicky knee
brb and his mood swings

Anybody else ?

 

Age related meniscus knee problems and gout.

 

I'll add you to the list

 

Was she a fit dental nurse?

 

Waiting on the MRI result.

I expect a minor op after that and all will then be well!

 

Goodebening.

 

Nice

 

She wasn't really my type, but 100% pure filth nonetheless.

 

I've had that, very nice.

 

Sounds like you were stitched up

 

Twice

 

Officially I’m not allowed to swim atm. I figure that means putting my head under water, so just had a little bob in here this morning. Couldn’t resist it.

 

Went for a walk along the canal at Camden during lunchtime today ... don't see one of these every day ...

 

See birds all the time down here mate.

 

Pretty much do round these ends mate.

 

KKK meeting mate

 

Burning the local witch. They Still do that **** where he lives.