What would happen if you said this to the queen

A collegue was asking what i recon would happen if i was to meet the queen and ask to 'smash her back doors in'?

wht do you recon

 

She'd probably say "oh yes go on then - i haven't had decent anal sex since that lovely Mr Mitterand died - he and i were a regular item you know"

 

Too late. Michael ***an's already been there

 

She's already bent over so maybe she's a regular at it.

 

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Would you loosen her up a bit with the introduction of a couple of digits or just blast your way in?

 

I would

 

I'd tear her arse to shreds, the mucky old bastard. Creampie for Queenie? Yes please.

 

I expect she would allow it as long as Philip could shoot a video, or a tiger, or a white rhino, or a black man, or an Indian.

 

*Or a Pacific Islander

 

Or his Grand daughter's husband

 

Do those ****ers still throw spears at one another?

 

Yep. And cannibalism. And catholicism.

 

Just the norm then?

 

Yep - they still smack each other over the head with copies of the good News Bible. Heartless bastards don't even have the decency to use a paperback

 

I wouldn't **** the Queen but I'd **** that dirty bitch Lady Helen Windsor.

Infact, she could piss on my cock.

 

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