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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Surely Maguire would be behind Wyke in the donkey stakes<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Gil T Azell, Nov 4, 2021
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    Sacrilege....hope you stand on some lego or an upturned plug.
     
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    Can anyone help? I’m struggling with a quiz question- just can’t remember who had title role in Forrest Gump.
    T.hanks
     
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    Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband
    "Honey, I have sad news . . . . the gynecologist told me not have sex for three weeks"
    Husband "what did the dentist say?"
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 5, 2021
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    Chromosomes, a beginner's guide:
    XY = Male
    XX = Female
    YYY = Delilah
     
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    63 and pregnant
    A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
    She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.
    An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.
    Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.
    "What wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"
    The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
    "Does she still have the hiccups?"
     
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    Two chinese gangsters are planning to break into a Scottish distillery. One says to the other.. Is it whiskey.? .yes. Replies the other... But not as whiskey as a bank wobbery..!
     
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    I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing.
    "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
    "Your thong," I replied with a wink.
    Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.
    It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.
     
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    Ed Sheeran . . . . a little rascal ? 92742F14-BBAB-4ED9-98F1-02E653ABA535.jpeg.jpg
     
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