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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Your dentist sounds like a nice tattoo artist
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I've seen three different ones. Best part was a nice dental nurse who was pushing her crotch into my elbow on the first visit.

    Gone distinctly downhill since that point though.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Anyway, we need to start a Crocks Corner thread what with everybody's ailments on here <laugh>

    There's mine and Tobes holey gums
    Sucky's dodgy vomiting
    Chief's dicky knee
    brb and his mood swings <whistle>

    Anybody else ?
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Age related meniscus knee problems and gout.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'll add you to the list <ok>
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Was she a fit dental nurse?
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Waiting on the MRI result.

    I expect a minor op after that and all will then be well!
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Goodebening.

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  10. PINKIE

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    She wasn't really my type, but 100% pure filth nonetheless.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Sounds like you were stitched up
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Twice
     
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    Officially I’m not allowed to swim atm. I figure that means putting my head under water, so just had a little bob in here this morning. Couldn’t resist it.

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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Went for a walk along the canal at Camden during lunchtime today ... don't see one of these every day ...

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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    See birds all the time down here mate.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Pretty much do round these ends mate.
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Burning the local witch. They Still do that **** where he lives.
     
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