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Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm. I'm not sure. Wasn't there a "plan" and manifesto around the time of the initial accepted bid? The press had got hold of it, Caulkin as well, so reliable.

    In the meantime, you're going through CAT. By all accounts, you know the date of the hearing and the CAT date (Sept and Jan). The result of either could be immediate approval and ratification of the deal. Meantime, the team you're trying to buy is struggling, badly. The tactics are absent, there's no training, the manager is hated.

    It stands to reason, to me at least, that you'd be talking to your insiders - McParland and Brown - to get at the very ****ing least a "feel" for who'd fancy coming in to do a job, with decent backing and a project. You'd go online, search some names you think - even in fantasy land - that you'd want to manage your team. FourFourTwo and the like have things as basic as lists of top managers. You then ask your advisors - "look, here's a wishlist, can you ask around your agent contacts and see who'd be up for a chat should we take this club over?"

    The groundwork is then started. What do you NOT do? You don't look longingly at Rafa Benitez thinking "If only". You certainly don't go back to Jose with his recent failure and downward trajectory. You sure as **** don't look to appointments who would be deeply disliked from day one (Terry, Howe, Lampard, Wilder). But what you need to do is have something ready to move fast on the second you take over, because for all the commerical opportunity, youth development and training facilities, the only goddam thing that matters on day one is what happens on the pitch. What did Amanda do? Gave ****ing Bruce the first game. Then sacked Bruce, but left Clemence, Agnew and Jones to show that they were all part of the ****ing problem when they play 9 at the back vs Chelsea. The result? They're all still in ****ing charge for Brighton!!!

    It's been an entire month. There does not seem to be a plan. Charnley's still in charge, ffs. It's not been a good start.
     
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  2. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Let's get this thread to 3000 pages!!

    There's still a lot of mileage in this takeover it seems!

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Exactly my thinking. I can bitch for days. You wait and see - if they appoint Howe, or John Terry, I can do another 50 pages on my own.
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    As well as liking this post, I like this post.
     
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  5. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    I did too :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Everyone has a dog right?
    My dogs reaction to the takeover...
    IMG20211031202945_copy_3000x2250_1.jpg
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Your rads need a clean
     
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  8. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    Did someone delete my ****ting dog post?

    <laugh>
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    You offering?
     
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  11. ToonArmy1892

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    Springer spaniels?
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Love spaniels. Crazy but yet to meet a one with anything but a lovely nature.

    When I say love, I don't mean in a Roy Keane type way.
     
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  13. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Or even this fella ?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    List of players we've been linked with so far since takeover. Probably more

    Dele Alli
    Alexandre Lacazette
    Kalidou Koulibaly
    Jesse Lingard
    Niklas Sule
    Aaron Ramsey
    Ousmane Dembele
    Phil Jones
    Keylor Navas
    Gareth Bale
    Adrien Rabiot
    Isco
    Philippe Coutinho
    Timo Werner
    Eden Hazard
    Anthony Martial
    Raheem Sterling
    Dusan Vlahovic
    Kylian Mbappe
    Harry Kane
    Mauro Icardi
    James Tarkowski
    Harry Winks
    Toni Kroos
    Brennan Johson
    Ismaila Sarr
    James Ward-Prowse
    Donny van de Beek
    John Swift
    Florian Wirtz
    Marvelous Nkamba
    Conor Coady
    Luis Diaz
    Nabil Fekir
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Bar Phil Jones I'd take all of them, ahh **** it he can't be worse than Clark get Phil in and at least we can laugh at his ridiculous face pulling!
     
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  17. magpie290761

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    Is that Peter Kay?
     
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  18. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha, aye. Keith Lard to be more specific, woof woof!
     
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  19. Ben 10

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    Laugh or burn, take yer pick
     
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  20. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Brian Marwood being sounded out over the top job at Newcastle, Charnley replacement: more like what we need.
     
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