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Discussion in 'Watford' started by tworossjenkins, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. tworossjenkins

    tworossjenkins Member

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    I have a Lloyd Doyley impersonator coming to my kids party next week. He will run around in circles for 90 minutes, passing a ball to anyone not wearing yellow. Then, completely at random and for no reason, will hoof the ball into the next street. Should be fun.

    Do not606ers have any others in mind?
     
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    tworossjenkins, Oct 20, 2011
  2. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Well-Known Member

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    Scott ,good with kids but dont let him carry the drinks tray;)
     
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    Norwayhornet, Oct 20, 2011
  3. Bloother

    Bloother Well-Known Member

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    I think Lloyd's been one of our better players so far.
     
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    Bloother, Oct 20, 2011
  4. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    I've got a Jure Travener impersonator booked. He's cheap mainly because no-one knows what he does - and we're not even sure he'll turn up.
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Oct 20, 2011
  5. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    After him, we've got a Sean Dyche impersonator - apparently very good at pulling rabbits out of a hat.
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Oct 20, 2011
  6. geitungur akureyrar

    geitungur akureyrar Well-Known Member

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    I employed a Matt Damon lookalike or was it Heiðar Helguson.
     
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    geitungur akureyrar, Oct 20, 2011

  7. Chris 13

    Chris 13 Well-Known Member

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    We have a number of players impersonating Strikers at the moment...............

    (bit unfair as it's really the midfielders/tactics causing the problem)
     
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    Chris 13, Oct 21, 2011
  8. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Am thinking about getting Norwayhornet for the starring role in my son's play. They're doing Much Ado About Nothing :biggrin:
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Oct 21, 2011
  9. Al the Hornet

    Al the Hornet Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Al the Hornet, Oct 21, 2011
  10. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh>!
     
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    Hornette_TID, Oct 21, 2011
  11. Lloydinio

    Lloydinio Well-Known Member

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    So you're yhe guy who booked me with some weird requests
     
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    Lloydinio, Oct 21, 2011
  12. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Well-Known Member

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    you may mock but time will tell ;)
     
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    Norwayhornet, Oct 21, 2011
  13. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Well-Known Member

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    I cannot win now My beloved team wakes up and succeeds in survival! and I look a fool !

    or I look like the oracle and we go down !

    Please let option A happen!
     
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    Norwayhornet, Oct 21, 2011
  14. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Well-Known Member

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    please let the happy clappers be right and the doubters wrong!



    thus concludes this prayer session
     
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    Norwayhornet, Oct 21, 2011
  15. wear_yellow

    wear_yellow Well-Known Member

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    What about Aunty Elton as a fairy god mother who with one swish of her wand will sprinkle fairy dust over The Vic and all our troubles will be gone!
     
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    wear_yellow, Oct 21, 2011
  16. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Well-Known Member

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    Something pretty radical needs to happen and that would be perfect W-y
     
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    Norwayhornet, Oct 21, 2011
  17. Chris 13

    Chris 13 Well-Known Member

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    Do you think the team will rellish being sprinkled in Elton's fairy dust?! :)
     
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    Chris 13, Oct 21, 2011
  18. tworossjenkins

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    Met a man who was standing still and occasionally jumping in a random manner. Every so often someone came to give him lots of cash. Said his name was Chris.......
     
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  19. Roowfc

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    Tried to book a impersonator of a tall scottish left midfielder unfortunately he said he had convinced watford he was
    Realy a footballer and signed for watford
     
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    Roowfc, Oct 21, 2011
  20. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    What about option C? You celebrate your 'success' in the replacing of SD, his replacement is worse and we go down. How do you feel then? :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Oct 21, 2011
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