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And Liberal Democrats are explained by **** for brains

 

Looks to me as though some have had their buds nipped
Shame it was developing quite nicely

 

I was just limbering up Tuppence
I hope they've got the balls to come on here and have a go, ****in pussies

 

Yes but by whom are we over populated with

 

Can of worms incoming

 

To be followed by a few whinging snowflakes

 

Only a few, need better bait the stupid plonkers

 

TACO BELL EMPLOYEE ARRESTED FOR SERVING HIS
PROSTHETIC PENIS IN A CUSTOMER’S BURRITO

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A Taco Bell employee found a disturbing to show his sexual attraction to a customer: he inserted his prosthetic penis in the burrito she ordered before serving it to her.

Around 11:40 this morning, 29-year-old Shawna Brown from Boise in Idaho, went to a Taco Bell restaurant to get a burrito meal for lunch. She was served by 54-year-old Alan Jackson, an employee who had flirted with her several times in the past but whom she considered inoffensive. She recalls that he seemed exceptionally charming and polite compared to his usual rude behavior.

“Normally he comments my boobs and ass, or rude stuff like that. But today, he just seemed professional, for once.”

However, Mr. Jackson was not as well-intentioned as he seemed, and the young woman soon found out that he had also prepared a shocking surprise while preparing her burrito.

He inserted the prosthetic penis he wears since he had a firearm accident as a teen in her meal.

“As soon as I bit in my burrito, I hit a big rubber thing in it. I took it out, and saw it was a kind of penis… and then I heard him laughing his ass off.”

Ms. Brown immediately called the police and filed an official complaint against the employee, who was arrested by deputies of the Ada County Sheriff.

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Shawna Brown says that finder a rubber prosthetic penis in her lunch will probably drive her away from her favorite restaurant for at least a few months, but she thinks she’ll go back eventually. She says she is considering filing a civil lawsuit against the food change. A total of 4 criminal charges were filed against Alan Jackson including reckless endangerment of another person, sexual assault, indecent exposure, and criminal obscenity. If found guilty on all charges, he faces a total of 55 years in prison and a fine of $135,000.

His lawyers have already demanded a psychiatric evaluation and announced their intention to plead that Mr. Jackson isn’t criminally responsible for his actions. The 59-year old man has already spent more than 7 years in several mental institutions and is diagnosed with several mental problems. He will be evaluated again over the next few weeks, and if he’s found fit to stand trial, the legal procedures should begin in April or May.

 

Who'd have thought it, he looks so normal

 

Taco Bellend

 

It's gone from "waiter, there's a fly in my soup"

To "water, there's a cock in my taco"

 

when you wish upon a star, a burrito cock is not so far, if she want a portion size, her dream comes true

 

Remember, nothing supernatural will hurt you on Halloween. It's just superstitious nonsense. Also, Jesus will protect you. Not against human murderers, though. They actually exist and he doesn't get involved with that ****. So be careful. Maybe check the locks tonight

 

3 black police officers shot in houston last week with one being killed after a shooter opened fire with a rifle, after the officers had apprehended a suspect over a disturbance outside a bar, the shooter appeared from nowhere and started firing at the officers.
the shooter remains at loose and is suspected to be an hispanic in his 20's................nothing on the black lives matter website

 

there are two things to protect a females, mace spray and periods

 

Don't know how you fared with the Halloween Munsters last night but we never saw a ghoul,freak or pumpkin not a soul dead as night! Saw more big kids in the papers dressed like extras on a film set, now it seems that this craze has taken over from old guy Fawkes who has virtually sunk without trace.
What happened to going raiding for wood from rival Bommy's and keeping guard of yours from these "raiders" then building your guy and wandering round the streets and pubs and the black peas and spuds and cinder toffee at the bommy when it was ablaze in all its glory......another old tradition has gone replaced by organised displays and fake masks.

 

There is no left and right any more. They're all professional politicians.
I'm more concerned that we seem to be sucking up to the Twitter Gestapo with their woke, green agenda.
Virtually no one outside Brighton voted green so how the fk have they got so much power? Why are the media, big tech and multi national corporations so scared of upsetting a tiny minority of vocal, nasty, twitterites.
I'm glad I'm old and will miss how this **** plays out.

 

A bloke brought two young kids in the pub dressed up in Halloween mask with a pot for people to put money in