My English is perfect you ****ing idiot but, for the record, the word you are looking for above is are, not is. That is the diction of a ******. Or a cockney.
I think he may have been talking street.... Whilst no doubt wearing an array of sports based leisure wear..
Saving the thread! I'd pick Arsene Wenger, strap him down to a very rough wooden tables so he'd get lots of splinters while forcing him to watch "How to Catch a Predator". I'll will then reassure him no harm will come to him, only to let angry arsenal fans have their way with him. When he protests I will just claim "I didn't see that incident so it obviously never happened" For the grand finale I will throw him in a pool, cover the pool with oil and then light it in fire so he has a choice between burning alive or drowning.
I think this could be taken further.. That whilst strapped to said table be forced to watch flashing images of wiltord being vigorously bummed by francis Jeffers whilst screaming we love you arsene, whilst simultaneously have red hot needles inserted under his toe nails..
I don't know why you bother. You are not even a remotely funny WUM. You are so boring it's ridiculous. Just be normal mate. You might actually make a friend and who knows? Maybe even get to hold a female who isn't your mother's hand..
Lol, I can sympathise with this guy. I reckon he suffers from alopecia and surgically painted himself with glue. He then rushed into a barbers shop and proceeded to do a Klinsman dive straight into the ginger haircuttings.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me. great film
