In view of said lack of creativity on the board I thought I would add my pennies worth into the mix.. If you were to torture an kill a premiership manager who would it be and what method of torture would prevail and finally how would you end their existence? I'm first up.. I would choose kenny dalgleish.. Firstly I would pour acid all over him while strapped to an electric chair whilst making him watch a boxset of DVDs of all of Uniteds premiership winning seasons whilst playing forlans goals against them in slow motion.. An basically lop off part of him for each title win... Finally to finish him off I'd feed him to pigs.. There may be a prize for the most creative an feel free to explain why the manager in question deserves such a gruesome end..
Right... Firstly I would send a gang of angry dwarfs along with a few clowns thrown in for good measure round to Kennys house to kidnapp him and to beat him with squeeky hammers and inflatable clubs. Whilst in the van on the way to a secure location I would then play Simply red full blast Once we have arrived at the secure location - Roy Keanes garage I would then give big Dion Dublin a call. he would then proceed in wrapping sandpaper round his length before dry bumming Kenny to death. Premiership winners medals from Ryan Giggs would then be placed over his eyes prior to him being burnt on a raft and pushed down the Mersey
Not a current Premiership Manager but......... I would have Xabi Alonso beat Rafa Benitez to death with a beach ball whilst making him choke on dollar bills.
This is a difficult question. It's not in my nature to say such thing. I'm presuming it's actually a criminal offence to threaten others on the internet. A friend of mine previously raised my awareness on this subject. Therefore, I've decided not to make such statement. I personally believe threatening is a crime seeing as your intentionally putting another person in fear of imminent bodily injury. For all we know the managers could be regular readers of this forum.
We are not making threats to anyone... merely having a laugh at amusing ways in which to torture them...
I personally believe that the minority will deem it as threatening. If you find this amusing then I honestly do not know what to say. There is so many ways of keeping yourself occupied.
Jolene Blalock.. She plays a vulcan in Enterprise... Fittest sci fi bird ever.. Which was goin to be the topic of tomorrows thread.
I like the method of slow painful death seen on the Hills have Eyes remake with the guy cut up to **** and shoved in a porta-loo so he dies slowly from infection in utter agony. Neil Warnock, this is your death.
Grow a pair man, we are not actually saying we are going to do such a thing... I bet eric doesnt know any dwarfs... let alone an army of them...An i dont possess an electric chair... and it appears you cant buy one on ebay..
My English is surpasses yours to be honest. If I don't speak like a ****, then I need an English course? Flawed logic, if you ask me.
