The Premier League Thread

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What is the point of Norwich?

(other than to beat Saints at the end of next month)
Rumour has it that Norwich are not actually a football club at all, in the normal sense of the word, more an insurance policy.
They are a puppet club controlled by the Big 6, whose sole purpose is to regularly take up a spot in the league and offer no danger of upset, plus giving the Big 6 an ideal opportunity to let a few kids have a run out.
By regularly winning promotion and then doing nothing for a year, they block the progress of at least one real football club, and reduce the odds of any possible challengers coming from the Championship and becoming established which could upset the current financially doped status quo.
In terms of cost to the Big 6, its a bargain because Norwich's business plan centres around parachute payments which works beautifully.
West Brom are another puppet, allegedly.

This is all true.




















None of the above information is actually factual, other than the facts. And those are up for debate too. Norwich are just rubbish I suppose, don't care who knows it and aren't going to change.