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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Funnily enough, i didn't see an opening for an unqualified, transgender surgeon.
     
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    You just need to believe it's true, catch up ffs.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Is that a Mistress Orchid action doll, on his coat?!
     
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    You don't want to know...

    :frown: :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    What the Brexiteers need to bear in mind is that every Western European medic that their policies have chased out of the country has probably been replaced by someone who struggles to speak the language and looks as if their medical expertise is largely in wrapping chicken entrails around the affected area and doing a little jig.
     
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    Went to the Co-op in Southampton just now. The shelves weren’t half empty, there just wasn’t anything on them. That’ll be because of Joe Biden or something, nothing to do with braindead BREXIT ****S
     
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    Went for a full English breakfast in a cafe and the table was a bit wobbly.

    Thanks Brexit ****s
     
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    Just went shopping in Morrisons, Bromsgrove, shelves were full
     
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    "identify key areas for improvement and working in collaboration with local communities"
    Halal menu for all and a prayer room on every ward. Expect nurses will need to wear longer skirts too.
     
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    I've been reading about the "empty shelves crisis" in the Groaniad for weeks but haven't seen any in East Midlands or Norfolk.
     
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    ftfy <ok>
     
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    Because you haven’t been out the house since March 2020?
     
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    Accountant # 1: "We're short of specialist nurses in Castle Hill Hospital. We can fill the vacancies we have by employing NHS nurses at a cost to the taxpayer of £350 per shift, or we can hire agency nurses at a cost of £1500 per shift?"

    Accountant # 2 "Get the agency nurses. The agency only pays the nurse @ £500 per shift, but they split the £1k difference with Tory Party donations. And don't worry about this monumental exercise in the laundering of public money - fat, old, turd-gobbling Daily Mail readers would rather fetishize over Diversity Officers, and whether the nurses are from the eastern states of the EU".
     
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    Apart from 5 weeks working from home in spring 2020 I've been travelling to and from work since then and going to the supermarket every week, sometimes twice per week.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    muzzled?
     
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    Yeah still wear it in the shops, to protect the vulnerable and all that sh!t.
     
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