Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Vitesse

Has Espirito Santo forgotten how to make subs?

 

Sanchez in the book for a nothing foul, if it was one at all.
Nope. Total dive.

 

Have you seen the bench

 

Well he barely knows how to manage so I wouldn’t be surprised if so.

 

Yes. Get Markanday and White on, at least. Fresh legs.

 

Sanchez in the book for a perfectly clean tackle.

 

Why has this tournament banned English clubs from making substitutions?

 

Scarlett booked for going in late on the keeper. Not sure he touched him.
And he's replaced by Markanday. Worked hard.

 

The problem with what looks like an effort to get a point away while giving the reserves some minutes is that, as the team is neither good nor bad and is like footballing limbo, it neither makes subs necessary nor worthwhile because the subs no longer exist

...yes, I have been brushing up on my Edgar Allen Poe for Halloween. Why do you ask?

 

Markanday finally making his debut, well overdue.

 

Keeper dived theatrically

 

Does that Davies header count as a shot?

 

Perfect 10s for the keeper there, what a ****ing dive!

Excited to see Markanday. Scarlett looks like he’s almost in tears bless him.

 

He didn't. And the ref didn't call it back for the foul jumping all over Scarlett.

 

That is an astonishing dive by their goalkeeper.

I am constantly reminded why i hate most teams on the continent. It is pathetic.

 

Nice footwork by Alli. Needs to do far, far more of that.

 

...and there it is!

 

I think Rodon speaks for us all there, when he says **** Off.

 

That's been on the cards for a while...