Valentines Poem for all you lovers.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue

Get in the van, I've got a knife.....

 

Roses are red. Violets are blue

Ive got a dick and I will shove it up Jessica(My girlfriend)

 

****ing over her Facebook picture's does not make her your girlfriend.

 

Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.

 

No she really is my Girlfriend for real no lie.

And I dont **** on her pictures on Facebook.

 

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I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass

 

Roses are crap,

Violets are ****,

Sit on my face,

And wiggle a bit.

 

You didn't have to reply to that. Now EVERYONE knows she's just some girl who you watch through night-vision goggles.

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Roses are red
Carnations are white
Squat on my face
and have a big ****e

 

Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.

 

Fine dont believe me but I do have a Girlfriend named Jessica who I successfully wooed last week.Planning to meet up and spend some time with her on the weekend(even though she`s in the same school as me)

 

Is this her?

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She looks pretty but no that`s not her.

 

LewisWDC, why do you come on general chat when your just gunna get crapped on?

 

I am 12 and proud.

 

Oh **** now you've done it.

 

Read this quick before the pedies arrive- http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&so...sg=AFQjCNGH81Cs4zCx0jsXoKssgiaG_0kpqA&cad=rja

 

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Does this taste
Like Rohypnol to you



Just to lower the tone! Got text that one earlier on today, I laughed

 

Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the ****ter.