Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Gay af eh? ... best get some kip lad, it's a school night n'all

 

What is?

 

Mate there was just nothing I could do.. I was in shock! There was people saying LOOK THERE'S SPACE!! I STOOD THERE LIKE A WORM

 

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

 

Yoi forgot self absorbed.

Conveniently

Ill go bed when i want im a big boy and you aint my dad.

 

I can actually say that in one burp.

And the full alphabet

 

Eat my shorts

 

Some social circles are at odds with it the older ive become

 

... beaten by my all time fave footie headline after Inverness Caledonian Thistle shocked the mighty Celtic in a memorable first victory...

SuperCallyAreFantasticCelticWereAtrocious

 

Will you be backing it up in my grill and twerking for daddy?

 

I love that one, great piece of writing


You got it wrong though.

Supercallygoballisticcelticareatrocious

 

Dont be silly

That is what your reply to Fosse should have been DOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Yoi? ... and so you read that one? ... bit limp Sucky ... stick to your principles lad ... pretty weak lack of consistency ...

 

Should have been prefaced with "Dearest Fosse ..." ... but otherwise

 

I much preferred mine tbh

 

Yeh i read it, saw it and left it like i dont give a ****.

And my principles are as weak as my consistency thanks

 

Might go get on a train today. Put my feet up n chill.

 

@Roy Munson
Maths question mate.

If a man drinks 8 pints of Ale, leaves the bar at 7.26pm, then runs for 8 minutes at 3.7 miles per hour for a train that leaves at 7.40 how big a bastard is the guard that don't let him on?