Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

MOTD2 is on guise

 

Its like faning a fart with your hand but using the power of the tube vacuum.

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A bit like todays match then

 

Northern rail? **** OFF!!!

 

Cba watching alan Shearer suck saudi dick for some newcastle dollar, had enough of that after the match tbb.

Was like watching a crackhead liz hurley beggin for a cheeseburger

 

You know how much I've put into this area?

 

Clues in the name mate

 

Need receipts or talking ****

 

This ****

 

Oh I'm being serious

 

So cos you bought a few big mac meals from town what?

 

Need a pic of the train mate, hard to tell how full it was from that.

 

Roy did you even have a ticket?

 

Be even funnier if he's paid for a ticket

 

Roy, what time you get home mate if the next train was an hour later?

 

That reminds me...bumped into the fittest girl from school down the pub last night.

Let's just say time has have been kinder to me, but clucking bell where did those 40 years go.

 

Bare hype from the Toon today

everyone jizzing themselves at the Saudi Jamal park

premature ejaculation within 2 minutes

buttfucked for the rest of the game

 

Im just glad you understood the essence of what i said

 

No the barriers were down I saw that as a plus at the time, but I was denied

 

How the **** do you remember anyone from school 40 years later