The Steve Bruce appreciation thread

If the takeover goes ahead: and he gets sacked.

Can this thread be deleted and we can pretend it never happened?

 

This board is a historical record, no deletions!

 

How long before we're Riyadh of Bruce?

 

I love a good pun.

 

My missus said she was going to leave me because of my stupid puns about her dark yellow oven glove.
Was shocked when she'd gone this morning, mustard mitt.

 

Favourite crisps Eva.

Salt and Sheik!

 

You remind me of the time this morning I was walking to the shop and some man threw some milk, cheese and butter at me for no reason.

I was shocked, I mean, how dairy.

 

That reminds me about the time I went to a fancy dress party.

When I arrived with my wife on my back the party organiser asked me what I was meant to be? A snail I said, this is “Michelle”!

 

And this is just because we have a new owner. They are saying we are a small club. Jason Cundy slagging us off on talksport. Does this look like a small club to anyone else?

 

let the haters hate. Cundy is Chelsea so he’s worried.

 

It’s a pity Cundy’s parents were dyslexic.

 

There’s enough loose change for everyone when we are finished.

Seriously though they (Chelsea) have had it good for years. It’s going to be nice to see things progress.

 

Thanks for Maxi - enjoy your retirement.

 

When we win tomorrow he should walk and have a big dignity, he'd get respect

He'll not though as he's absolutely desperate for his payoff. Diet Sam Allardyce

 

I don't appreciate Bruce this season because we're doing ****

 

He'll tell us to eat humble pie.

He makes it personal.. The fans make it personal

It's been the fans vs Bruce since day 1

 

Exactly. Last chance saloon to save some face. If he walked tomorrow after a win or even a draw, 5 years down the line when we're discussing the worst managers as we do, he'll not be as low as Souness Gullit and Allardyce

 

He's going to leave having smoke blown up his arse

If Bruce doesn't win a game in 8 he's done a fantastic job
If Bruce wins a rare game the fans need to eat humble pie.

 

He's just going to reemphasize he's not a Newcastle fan

 

Bruce's beaten the nufc fans mate.

We've lost that one

Ultimately in the long run it won't matter, but Bruce is going down as having matched rafa whether it's true or not