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Phrases that should be punishable by death

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. Bloody Wanker

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    What programs that? I don't really watch telly, cos the majority of it is a pile of ****.
     
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    Yes, absolutely. Kill them all.
     
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    Whilst we're on the subject of female face-bookers, if one adds me I immediately look at their about me.

    If at any moment it contains the words "Random" "Bubbly" or "Shy at first, but once you get to know me i'm loud" I reach for the delete button.
     
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    I think it says a lot about the average 21st century human being that I didn't even notice.
     
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    Another one is "I like to live life because we are here for a good time not a long time" <grr>
     
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    The one that 'reem' came from.

    Something to do with morons in Essex.
     
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    "Ask any of my mates and they'll tell you that i'm mental!!11"
    No, you're a boring automaton whore who's probably fat but has a profile pic at an angle where it's hard to tell.
     
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    Oh, the only way is essex? Well, I know a few lads from milton keynes and the ****s down there were saying it 5 years ago. Wasn't cool then, and certainly isn't now.
     
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    Anything on TV to do with Essex should be cancelled and the people involved killed in a gas chamber and Essex ****ing nuked.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    when people say "closure" when talking about getting over something.
     
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    I ****ing hate that. Especially when it's something trivial like a pet or a child dying. <grr>
     
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    Why the **** would anyone want to associate themselves with ****s from Milton Keynes? Shame on you.
     
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    I live about 15 minutes away from there, your honour.
     
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    There is a guy from work originally from Milton Keynes and he is a bit of a tit <ok>
     
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    Why the **** would anyone want to live within 15 minutes of Milton Keynes?
     
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    If I may interject your honour, I have never moved from my place of birth.
     
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    You're still up your mum's ****?
     
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    So you were born up your mothers tube? Ah, an explanation.
     
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    Then die you ****ing prick.
     
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