Breaking News - North East Bog Roll shortage. In other news - Having never clapped eyes on whatever sexy poll is. Why is it locked and how do I get in?
Someone pinched the key a couple of years back, we've all been cured of excessive w@nking ever since. Well, that's until last week.
This could get deeper than my brain can handle…. I just want to look at the pretty women and not think too hard. Shhhhhhhhhh