Takeover (Covid-19/20)

I had to give it up..

 

If she's got a fanny like a trapper's hat I'm in.

 

Wizards sleeve is probably closer.

 

Bunch of w@nkers

 

Breaking News - North East Bog Roll shortage.

In other news - Having never clapped eyes on whatever sexy poll is. Why is it locked and how do I get in?

 

Seriously lads be careful with porn.. Its a long road back in your recovery.

 

I'm wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past that point.

 

Someone pinched the key a couple of years back, we've all been cured of excessive w@nking ever since. Well, that's until last week.

 

It ruins lives

 

So does every other vice I have, but hey, you only live once

 

Serial killers will hopefully find enough online to stop them getting carried away like they tend to

 

What????? Did nobody ever think of starting a new one????????

 

This could get deeper than my brain can handle…. I just want to look at the pretty women and not think too hard. Shhhhhhhhhh

 

You'll end up in w@nkers anonymous with the rest of them

 

Ariana Marie

 

Stupid slag

 

Athena Farris

 

Suspect

 

Adria Rae

 

Oh look at me I can stand on one leg, but don't know how to use a door