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Off Topic International Break Thread

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by PleaseNotPoll, Sep 4, 2018.

  1. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Sleeveless shirts by definition removes
    "advertising space" from the participant.

    AFAIK that is why cycling teams do not permit
    sleeveless shirts for their riders (I think I can count
    on one hand the number of pro riders I recall
    wearing them over the last 40 odd years) .
     
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  2. District Line

    District Line Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Much like offsides and VAR in general, they've changed the rules to benefit attacking players. 2019 CL Final for instance, never in a million years would that have been adjudged to have been handball 10-20 years ago but many would argue in this era it was a 50/50.

    Playing FIFA 11 I figured out a way to perfectly align my crossing so it would strike the arm of a defender from point blank and a penalty would always be given (much to the fury of my housemates at the time) - scarily enough this is what football has become in the modern day. If players are in tight spaces with no way out, they will just flick it up at the arm of the defender, it's not hard to do for any professional footballer - this is why the likes of Ivanovic and David Luiz started defending crosses with their arms behind their backs.
     
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  3. humanbeingincroydon

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    You might be onto something about football becoming FIFA, since on FIFA '99 I found a foolproof way to draw a penalty by drawing a goalkeeper and passing the ball just as they reached my player's ankles, which these days is how the majority of penalties against goalkeepers are given in the same way

    ...wait, we're not supposed to call it "FIFA" anymore, EA filed a trademark to call the series EA Sports FC, presumably because FIFA no longer wanted to be associated with such a vile organisation
     
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  4. District Line

    District Line Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    This is Simpsons-esque level of predictive programming <laugh>
     
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  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  6. SpursDisciple

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  7. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Attacking team for Ingerlund - on paper at least
     
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  8. humanbeingincroydon

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    Portugal's stats in the first twenty-ish minutes
    Shots - 4
    Shots on target - 4
    Goals - 3

    Aimbotting bastards...
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    • Cristiano Ronaldo (8'minutes pen, 13'minutes pen)
     
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  10. humanbeingincroydon

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    Bruno Fernandes (huffy)
     
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  11. littleDinosaurLuke

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    England crap.
    CR7 hat-trick
     
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  12. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Two of which were penalties. Against Luxembourg.
    Nearly as impressive as Scotland's 86th minute winner against the Faroe Isles.
     
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  13. The Changing Man

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    England appalling, don't think a single player emerged with much credit from that, Shoe horning 4 attacking midfielders into the side probably not a good idea with hindsight
     
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  14. Alfie Conn

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    It was Luxembourg, steady on
     
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  15. littleDinosaurLuke

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    They all count.
    When Kane breaks Rooney’s record, they will all count.
     
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  16. littleDinosaurLuke

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    ^
     
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  17. Alfie Conn

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    Kane was poor tonight in a team that struggled to break down 2 banks of 5
     
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  18. The Changing Man

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    Rooney scored most of his against rubbish opposition too, Kane and Rooneys records will never stand true scrutiny against Charltons and Greaves there were no gimmes when they played and Greaves 44 in 57 will never be bettered as a ratio for a player with over 50 caps.
     
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  19. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Very true. International football was more elitist in so many ways.
    Caps are cheap now, too many games, poorer opponents more often etc.
    Ronaldo’s return is still exceptional by an yardstick though - as his club record is.
     
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  20. Diego

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    Kane "golden boot" at World cup with 6 goals, 50% of which were penalties <laugh>
     
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