It was an ex burd who got me started on it. She pointed out my skin was too dry without it. Years of drinking and smoking apparently do that. Once you get into yer 30's and 40's you have to start looking after yerself or you'll be ****ed by your 50's.
Next time I pick some dangleberries I'll let you know You've always wanted a set of baws, haven't you?
Reminds me of a story about a burd my brother shagged from Viewpark. She was nicknamed "pebbles" for ever after