Attention 'The Hunky Mavericks' (Medro, SN23,Gambol,Jack,Loiner)

Where I work has a lift by Otis, your 2nd kid could be called Stannah, 3rd Schindler, 4th Kone

 

Tell you what is funny at the minute - idot abroad with karl pilkington!

 

Holty, I'm surprised you haven't spoke to ol' jonathan acworth yet,
You two would get on so well.

 

Isn't the 's' correct? I thought it was the 'z' usage that was an Americanisation.

 

Loiner has failed us.

 

only the palm of one hand.....


and a bog roll in the other

 

My sister used to work for Kone lifts

 

Get shards of broken glass inserted up your arsehole or get a biro shoved down your urethra? YOU DECIDE.

The 'z' is in the Oxford Dictionary as acceptable British usage and is truer to the Latin -iz- root of the suffix than the French -is- ****e. <partytime>

 

She certainly must have gone up in the world. Did it raise her expectations?

oh **** it I`ll grab me coat.......

 

is that anything to do with Ipad abroad?

 

You do that

 

Look, mate, just get me my pint and stop asking these stupid questions every time I get to the bar.

And?

 

And that is why I use it. Plus it looks way cooler than the ****ty, blunt, French version.

OK, I'll get you your pint of smoothied goat foetus if you CALM THE **** DOWN.

 

As far as I know they are both acceptable, but the 'z' usage is an Americani(s/z)ation

 

It's been uzed by British authors for centuries, since before America even existed.

 

And? My old school was older than America but you never use that in conversation.

 

I'm pointing out that it's as British a language feature as it is American. It's still used in 40% of British texts according to the national corpus and appears in both the Cambridge and Oxford dictionaries as acceptable usage.

You can still understand it can't you?!

 

Anyways, back on topic. I moisturise and I'm no afraid to admit it.

 

****.

 

Scabby baws?