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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never had nits.

    Got crabs once though. The stuff oot the chemists for that nearly burned the bollocks aff me.
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    Nits are a bugger to get rid of. The conditioner one is the best, and even if the kids get clear of them, still put conditioner in their hair and let it dry, while the nits are still rife in the school. Conditioner stops the wee bastards sticking to the hair so unlikely to get reinfested.

    Or whale spunk.
     
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    Decapitation works apparently.
     
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  4. Alf Hooker

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    Immac will get rid of the bastards
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    washing has no bearing on who gets nits. if anything, nits love clean hair because its easier to climb on.
     
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  7. Chancer

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    I thought that was an old wives tale <ok>
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    Jen, he just called you an old bag <whistle>
     
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  9. Chancer

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    Grass <laugh>
     
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  10. Tina_old

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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    You stirring **** <laugh>
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    Heh no really. As just messin, boss
     
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  13. Erik

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    What? <laugh>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, Jen's here. She's my favourite. :grin:
     
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  15. Erik

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    Put on a black, Chicken George voice and read it again.

    Lucky ole Jen <laugh>
     
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  17. Chancer

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    he's a stalker <ok>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    please log in to view this image
     
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