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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Dec 16, 2016.

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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Sausages

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    UTRs, Oct 6, 2021
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Don't call me Shirley !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 6, 2021
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  3. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Anyway, back to painting dog poo.
     
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    San Diego, Oct 7, 2021
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Take a letter, Maria……..
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 8, 2021
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That’s the Rev ole mate.
    Complete top dentures all round.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 8, 2021
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    are you looking for an apprentice i know a workshy twat who needs a strong guiding hand like yourself to teach him the errors of his ways
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 8, 2021
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    …… and send it to my wife.
    Tell her l won’t be coming home,
    going to start a new life.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 9, 2021
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  8. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I couldn't believe how loud it was.
     
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    San Diego, Oct 9, 2021
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    what the colour ?
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 9, 2021
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  10. Didley Squat

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    The taxi didn’t turn up!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 9, 2021
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    hang on ill phone another for you
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 9, 2021
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  12. Wooperts_duck

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    Do you want the blue one or the red one ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 9, 2021
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  13. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The pizza has gone cold!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 10, 2021
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    you could warm it by friction just wrap it around something and move your hand rigorously up and down
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 10, 2021
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    Next to the rubbish bin was a massive spider
     
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    San Diego, Oct 10, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    was it partial to pizza as well or just all the flys on it
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 10, 2021
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    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    It was only there to get house insurance
     
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    San Diego, Oct 10, 2021
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  18. Didley Squat

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    The brothel next door is open…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 10, 2021
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    O.K., I'll give you a head start this time
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 10, 2021
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    This is going to hurt you more than me….
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 11, 2021
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