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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    keep filling your petrol tanks up
    keep using plastic
    keep funding NUFC <laugh>
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Jizzzzzzzz
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 8, 2021
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Anyone see Tash?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 8, 2021
  4. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    "You're," short for you are, did you bother to go to school or are you just naturally inbred.
     
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  5. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Argh bless
    Is it that time of the month again?
     
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  6. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    It does if you turn it on its side like your mam/sister, thick dogchod ;)
     
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  7. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Oh look, it's the grammar police <doh>
    I do try and keep it simple for you lot ;)
     
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  8. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    I'm getting a Tesla :emoticon-0173-middl:emoticon-0172-mooni<laugh>
     
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    Nig, Oct 9, 2021
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  9. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Oooh, love you too sweetheart. :emoticon-0135-makeu :emoticon-0109-kiss:
    It may have escaped you're lobotomised mollusc like cranium but it's a mixed forum for many different football clubs.
    If the mods on this particular one feel the need to ban me then so be it.
    So go flick your bean ;) <laugh> :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I see there’s 3 threads dedicated to us on the first page of the Mackem board…

    Anyone would think we are living rent free in some of their minds……

    :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  11. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Good stuff:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    No its fine, you, Rog and the others can stay. This is an equal opportunities board and we need you lot to fill the quota for ******s and deformed.
     
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  13. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    There's actually at least 5 threads for us there now!

    Brilliant comment here, this little sausage doesn't sound bitter at all

    Screenshot_20211009_141733.jpg
     
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  14. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    <laugh> You call him "bitter" when you come out with this sort of ****...
     
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  15. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    "You're",. Again?? **** me you're an imbecile!

    That's how you use "you're", you ****wit!

    <laugh>
     
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  16. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I posted that 8 days ago.

    You're struggling Sidney.
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Not at all. That was such a ****ish comment it stuck in my mind. You ain't changed in 8 days, sunshine...
     
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  18. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Irony hahahaha <laugh>
     
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  19. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately some on both sides take it too seriously mate.
    ;)


    It's obviously the only thing poor old dogchod has in life :D
     
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  20. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    It's the future, you probably haven't heard yet ;)

    :D
     
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