Takeover (Covid-19/20)

That's progress. Shelvey, Hendrick, Hayden and Longstaff are 10 minutes behind

 

Let's not sign the Wales goalkeeper

 

Na, 100% do not want him. He's got 1 of those faces too

 

I don’t know why but this has me pmsl so much I reckon this will be Ben 10’s post of the year

 

I’ve watched him many a time and he honestly is a good organiser and actually talks to the team boy just fist pump.

 

He’s a horrible ****er I agree but he is all
Over the pitch and his set pieces are worth 5 goals a season. Honestly look at his goals and assists in the last 4 seasons and compare them to what we have.

He’s a mahoosive upgrade.

 

We could just sign a midfielder who's good and doesn't look like goofy.

We have unlimited money

 

Just heard from our new owners. Here's the transfer targets for January

 

6th down on the right please Carol

 

Age does not matter for us.. Resale value is irrelevant

 

Too right, we’re the footballing equivalent of them rich bitches who wear a pair of £10,000 high heels for a night out once and then just hoy them away and get another pair for the next night. Let’s just sign Ronaldo then **** him off after a season and bring Zlatan in for the next one! The shirt sales alone would probably pay their wages

 

Too old lol Jesus we've got gayle ill take immobile at 45

 

Most of our players are immobile

 

Would genuinely love us to re-sign Ivan Toney

 

He’s starting to sound like Derek ****ing Llambias

 

The last 2 words are actually very truthful

 

Whoop, whoop..